FORWARD MARCH!

[Onna-san]

Tetsuni marched down Route 1, singing at the top of her voice. Her Mareep, which she had named Fluffy, stayed several feet behind, looking quite annoyed.

" I LOVE YOU!" Tetsuni hugged Fluffy, who squirmed, and sat down. Shaking her head.

[Nyaa-Neko]

Almost immediately, a Pidgey fluttered down and landed in front of Fluffy. Suddenly, his eyes turned wide, and he jumped back a little bit. "<AAAH! ELECTRIC TYPE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!>" However, he had just flown a little too fast from a rock type, and was too weak to fly...so he settled for tripping over backwards and landing on his tail feathers. "<Ow.>"

[Onna-san]

" Oooo, pretty birdie.." Tetsuni said.

<I'm warning you now, fly away, and don't look back! Save yourself!> Fluffy said in a calm tone.

" Use Growl!" Tetsuni said. Fluffy growled deep in her throat, and took a menacing step towards the Pidgey.

[Nyaa-Neko]

The Pidgey, on the verge of a complete mental breakdown, shuddered. (However, he looked a little relieved that the sheep had not started sparking.)

Gathering himself somewhat, he flapped his wings to create a small whirlwind, which zoomed towards Fluffy. The Gust picked up a couple pebbles, leaves, and blades of grass, but nothing dangerous.

[Onna-san]

Fluffy was hit, but of course, she's a thunder type, so she shook the attack off. It still did damage though, knowing her trainer was an idiot, she chose to do the easy thing and use a tackle. Despite the fact that Tetsuni ordered another growl.

[Nyaa-Neko]

((EEEK! Sorry! I will update this!))

The Pidgey laughed nervously, trying his own little Tackle...but since he technically didn't know Tackle...it didn't do much.

[Onna-san]

Fluffy looked at him calmly, and headed in for another tackle. ((OOC: How can I get her to learn Thundershock?))

[Nyaa-Neko]

((Get her up to level 9. X3))

The Pidgey kind of freaked out, spazzed, and tried for...another Gust. If anything, this one was weaker than the first one. How tragic.

[Onna-san]

Fluffy raised her eyebrow, and jumped at the Pidgey in another...guess...TACKLE! ((OOC: Ah, never ending patterns, how amusing!!))

" Fluffy I said GAH-ROWL!" Tetsuni screamed.

((OOC: Erm...anyway how can I get to kill Tetsuni off and get a different character with Fluffy, she's too annoying for me, which is a pretty annoying level!))

[Nyaa-Neko]

((We could just have some random Psychic legendary come down and zap her mind, making her personality drastically different. That way, you could keep the character stuff, just update the history of the Character Profile. And, if you don't like the name "Tetsuni," just have her change her name. *shrug* Just say what you want, and I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN! *evil laughter*))

The Pidgey freaked, slammed into the ground, and fainted.

A piece of rice paper floated down, and before it died on a random creek, it flashed the writing: "Congratulations, you have KOed a random, level 5 Pidgey. Your slightly-less-random Mareep has gained 1 level, and is now level 6."

Then, at the bottom, it said, "I want a new job."

[Onna-san]

( I like deh random psychic! DO IT NEKO-SAN! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

<I don't blame you.> Fluffy muttered.

" WEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Tetsuni squealed and threw the poke'ball when...

[Nyaa-Neko]

Suddenly, a small white, Mew-like Pokemon appeared. In fact, he looked EXACTLY like Mew, with the exception of his size (he could fit on the palm of a human's hand) and his white fur and pink eyes.

"Hiyas!" He squealed in perfect English. "Konnichiwa!" He squealed again in perfect Japanese. Figuring that Tetsuni, despite her Japanese-sounding name, was more fluent in English, he decided to jabber on and on in that language. "I'm Macha, and I'm a Shyuu! I can use Psychic! See?"

However, his attempt at Psychic...failed...or did it? Anyways, Tetsuni was hit, and her mind was severely messed up, completely redoing her entire personality.

"Er...oopsies? I...I MEANT TO DO THAT! Here...have...a...STARF BERRY!" With that, a Starf Berry landed on Fluffy's head, and Macha teleported away...

((You can decide what Tetsuni's new personality is. You can change her name if you want. Just...add what happened into her profile, or something. And you can use that Starf Berry, if yas wants to. X3))

[Onna-san]

((What in the worl is a Starf Berry??))

<Tetsuni?> Fluffy muttered, picking the berry up in her mouth, < Are 'ou 'righ?> She mumbled around the berry.

" No, I just got a psychic attack to the head thats all!" Tetsuni said, sarcastically, " Sorry."

< Are you feeling...like your self?> Fluffy asked, as Tetsuni threw another poke'ball at the Pidgey.

[Nyaa-Neko]

The Pokeball hit the Pidgey, and the slightly-paranoid Pidgey was sucked in. The ball closed, rocked three times, then dinged shut.

((Your stats:

Pidgey
Male
Level: 5
Ability: Keen Eye: Accuracy cannot be lowered.
Attacks: Tackle, Sand Attack
Personality: Relatively nice and easygoing...if he's not deathly afraid of you, that is. Pretty much loses it around Electric types, mostly, along with Ice types and Rock types. If it's a type that's good against him, he's phobic. Tends to overreact about them, too.))

[Onna-san]

Tetsuni picked up the ball, nodding to herself. She put it on her belt, and looked around for her next 'victim'. She turned, letting the sun fall down on her.

[Nyaa-Neko]

Fortunately for the all-new Tetsuni, another victim is just what came. She ran into a Poochyena. That's a literal "ran into," as well, since the small dark-type in question collided with Tetsuni's left ankle.

"<Owwiee...>" she moaned, taking a step back and shaking her head. Then she glanced up at Tetsuni, a worried look on her face. "<Ohmygosh! I'm sososososososo sorry! Oh no! Oh no!>"

Such a panic-y Poochyena...

((By the way, I have a favor to ask of you. I PMed you both here and at Starr, just to make sure you got it.))

[Onna-san]

((Yes, I got it!^^ My answer is yes!))

Tetsuni frowned, " Go Paranoia." She said, letting her new Pidgey out into the open, " Use Tackle please."

<Nice, lets not even give it a chance to talk.> Fluffy muttered.

[Nyaa-Neko]

((THAAAAAAANK YOOOOOOOOOU! *bows repeatedly* Okay...so...I'll make you a mod. Also...tell me if there are any boards in particular you'd like to focus on. Obviously we only have a couple with any posts on them, but even so...also, check the Staff Only boards. We should have, like, "staff meetings" or something to discuss thingamajiggies.))

As the Pidgey slammed into the Poochyena, the said Poochyena sort of made an "eep" sound before rolling over as a method of getting away. "<Waaah! I'm so sorry! Did I anger you? Oh no! Oh no! Or...you want to fight...so...I'll...fight?>"

Rather warily, she did a doggy-gallop over to Paranoia, and attempted to slam into him while he was still on the ground. She didn't want to not fight well if somebody wanted a fight...but she didn't want to hurt anybody if there really WASN'T supposed to be a fight. Oh no! What was she to do?

[Onna-san]

((OOC: I like the Poochyena...^^ And I'll focus on this one, if thats ok for now. Maybe route 2 as well.))

Paranoia yelped, and fell back, hitting his head, <Its scary!>

"Get over it, use Tackle!" Tetsuni snapped.

<Your awful crabby...> Fluffy commented.

[Nyaa-Neko]

((Er...Onna-san? Is it okay if you resize your banner? It's really big, and kinda messes up the forums, at least over on my end. Plus, it takes a bit of time to load. Pwease?))

The Poochyena was thrown back, and whimpered in pain. "<I'm sorry if I angered you...but I guess I should attack back? Waaagh! What do I do?>" So, quite halfheartedly, she attempted to Tackle Paranoia again.

((Bleh, my burst of non-writer's-block ended after I finished that Aoi House one-shot...*spazfoamdies*))