Post by Admin on Feb 1, 2006 22:12:08 GMT -5
Lydia: Lydia Snoope here, reporting to you live from our location in Sapphire City. This is Jenta News, dedicated to bringing you only the truth.And today, we have numerous reports of new trainers starting out. Up our usual quota; that's good news. You go get 'em, trainers!
Arianna: Yes, and I can't wait to start painting those up-and-coming Champions when they defeat the Elite Four! I'll be sure to paint your good side, guys! Lydia: You do that, Arianna. And, it sounds like it is just perfect for starting trainers today. Seems warm enough out, and not quite as humid as usual. But let's get the scientific approach on the temperature today. Dale?
Dale: Um, yes, Lydia...It is warm, as usual. Highs in the low 80s, lows in the high 60s. Right now, it seems a moderate 77 degrees...Humidity is also at a near-record low; down 12% from the average for this year. Bird pokemon are coming out a bit more, and even the bugs seem to enjoy the smaller amount of moisture in the air. It seems as if it's at a prime level for most pokemon to be out and about.Lydia: Ooh, sounds great for all of the trainers out there! So get out there, trainers, and catch all those cute little birdies!Later on tonight, we will have a special interview with Professor Cherry, explaining why you should start training pokemon now, not later. See you all at nine, seven central. Also, for more details, remember to visit our website at: w-w-w dot jenta-news dot com. See y'all!
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((Note: The website is not real. ~.~ And this is just a more creative way to keep updates. Not all of this is nonsense; there will be hints dropped at coming plots, an update on random trainers, several references to famous pokemon fan fictions that you should read (but not necessary.).))