Bunny's Bar

[Ninetales]

Name: Weasly Cook
Nickname/s: Cook
Age: 45
Occupation: Commander, Chief Science officer aboard a Star Fleet vessel (Star Trek)
Appearance: Five five, wears a blue jumpsuit with black pants... three gold pips denoting rank
Personality: Carefree, and rather happy-go-lucky in a sense, though can become stuck in the past of his mind.
History: He survived the first battle against the borg... adopted a cat, found out that he was part psychic, now able to communicate with the cat.
Other: Has a Chocolate Seal Point Siamese that follows him around where ever he goes. The cat likes to sniff out new scents in new places.


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Name: Matthew Hamlet
Nickname/s: Matt
Age: 17
Occupation: Pokemon Trainer/photographer
Appearance: Wears a blue formless cap, red T-Shirt with a blue vest, open. A old film camera around his neck, and jeans, with a back pack on his back. Also, usually has a Pokemon out with him, mostly a Murkrow or a Spearow.
Personality: Happy, and rather interested in the Legendaries of Pokemon.
History: Grandfather took photos of Legendaries... he know follows in his father's footsteps.
Other: He has a six member Pokemon Team with him.


Through the doors of the bar, entered a strange man, he was tall and had short brown hair on his head, a blue leash leading to a feline who was straining to get into the building. He was looking around perplexed, wondering how he got there.

Of course, it didn't help that the feline suddenly pounched on what seemed to be a rather large and strange looking crow. "Captain... behave yourself... do not eat alien lifeforms, you don't know how they might affect your digestive system.

The cat ignored the human... until it was blown back by a flap of it's wings.


A young boy... in Weasly's mind suddenly was next to the strange crow. "Dark Wing." he cried out. "Be nice... I never saw a Pokemon like that.... so be on your guard, even the dex can't make heads or tails... but it looks like a strange Meowth."

The Murkrow only muttered something before flapping and landing on the boy's head.

Weasly only looked on in confusion.


OOC: Never done one of these before.... sorry if I am getting it all wrong.

[Ukesagi-tan]

*Hops over the bar and strolls over to the two* Boys, boys, no violence in the bar, please... Take it to the Pokèmon ring for Pokèmon battles, and the boxing ring for... Everything else. *Crouches down and stares at the cat* Dude, this ain't a Pokèmon. It's a cat. A regular cat. Can't catch it in a ball, can't battle it without gettin' arrested. However, it's likely to eat your Murkrow.

[Ninetales]

<Matthew Hamlet> Cat? *Blinks in confusion, then smiles.* Dark Wing can handle herself... she knows Pursuit and Peck, I am sure she can handle it.

<Weasly Cook> *Blinks as well* Pokemon? Murkrow? *Completely has a lost look on his face.* Well, I guess we just found some new Life forms, right Captain?

<Captain Smith> Meow *Looks hungry at the Murkrow.

<Weasly Cook> Do you have any Cat Food?


OOC: is that good? I rather do it my way... can I?

[Ukesagi-tan]

(Yeah. And you didn't need to include the <>, or speech for the cat, since they're basically just actions... *Captain Smith meows and looks hungry at the Murkrow* would have been acceptable as well.)

Oh my but this will be a long day... *Snaps and a Pokèball and a cat appear* *Dons scholar outfit once more* This is a cat. *Points at cat* It meows. It eats bugs. It does nothing really special. *Tosses Pokèball and a n Ekans appears* This is a Pokèmon. It looks like a snake, but it can do a number of things. Such as: Ekans, Wrap! *Ekans wraps around the cat* EKANS! NOT THE CAT! *Ekans lets go* Sorry about that. Anyway... *One amazingly long explanation later...* Now, do you understand the difference between animals and Pokèmon?

[Ninetales]

<Both> looking at the other animal. "I think" They said at the same time.

Cook only sighed and saw a bar stool. "I really need to sit down, That is the last time I use a transporter during an Ion Storm... why a storm had to come up then? I don't know... but Star Fleet will sure be making improvements again."

Hamlet only looked at the strange man that talked of strange things in a funny way. He went back to the table where a Spearow was sitting on the back of a chair. <I so wanted to see you get eaten... then I could get his hat.>

<Fat Chance, Feathers.... that cat will eat you alive instead.> The Murkrow cawed back, they had a friendly rivalry going it seemed.

"Please... we need to stay low... Gramps pics are drawing too much attention again." Hamlet whispered.

Captain Smith, the cat had found a bar rat and promptly lived up to being called natures best mouse trap.

Cook was now studying the strange humaniod Rabbit, strangely he was able to handle him better then this new concept of Pokemon. "So... what planet am I on?"

[Ukesagi-tan]

Earth... Kinda... It's another dimension. See, this is the Pokèmon world. It's a version of Earth, but with different creatures. *Opens a part of the counter, which becomes a laptop* *On the laptop's screen is a webcomic* I am Bunnyman, known to fans as Skullzik. This is my comic, Something Stupid. By creating it, I've made another dimension, and another Earth. I draw my power from this dimension. You, however, are from a completely different dimension than this one. You don't belong here. STOP SCREWING WITH OUR DIMENSIONAL FABRIC! *Slams the laptop closed* *Laptop disappears completely and becomes part of the counter again* So... *Zips to cabinet* Can I getcha anything?

[Ninetales]

Cook blinks... before his voice turns a little serious and angry. "Look here, I here not by choice but by a fabric rip as you said, I should know a thing or two... I have studied Temperal Mechanics a little." Then just like that he smiled leaned back a little and chuckled. "But since I am here... I guess..." he stops.... "Would you believe me if I said I do not carry money with me?"

However, while he talked, he had placed upon the counter a tricorder so he could take readings of this place... he was a scientist and he wanted to learn about this new... dimension that he had fallen into.

Hamlet was listening and blinked at that comment, an adult without money? Yet looking well kept and not in a hopeless situation... He shook his head. "Maybe he would take up Pokemon Training, What do you two think?"

Dark Wing looked at Cook. >Wouldn't last a day out there.<

<Land up in jail> Feathers said with a laugh... of course they were in a good mood because a Shuppet was floating around Matthew Hamlet's head drinking up the emotions.

[Ukesagi-tan]

No problem! I can always poof in more stuff. Watch. *Pours a bottle of a strange purple liquid out* *Snaps fingers and it's refilled* *Blinks and looks down* I appear to have poured an excessive amount of Old Loqua on my foot... It's stragely squishy... Slightly gooey... Kinda disgusting...

[Ninetales]

Cook relaxed a little more. "In that case... one old Root Beer Float, vanilla Ice Cream." he had developed a taste for it in his Academy days. Captain Smith meowed, and Cook looked down at Him. "And one bowl of mineral Water for the Captain."

Hamlet blinked. "Is that guy insane? I have not heard one understandable word from that... cat... and he talks to him... and he calls it a Captain?"

Dark Wing shook her head in confusion as well. <It seems that we have a lot to learn with our first alien encounter.> She sounded irked now... of course it could be that Feathers was trying to take back her perch from Dark Wing... and Hamlet was ignoring the fight completely.

[Ukesagi-tan]

One moment... *Hops over the counter and hops to the back of the room.* *Kicks the jukebox, which begins to play Akira the Don's Hypocrite* Sorry 'bout that. *Hops back to the counter and hops over it* Alrighty then... *Snaps and the order appears* Most of the stuff here's just for show, really. All I need to do is snap and it appears... And no, he's not insane. Cat's can't be understood by humans except on rare occasions... Or if the human spends enough time around it. However, I'm not a human. *Picks up own cat, which just walked in* Iddn' that right, Kitto. *Gets bitten on the nose by Kitto* Ow. *Poofs Kitto away* Friggin' cat.

[Ninetales]

Cook blinked at the strange show... He looked down at his scanner, "I sure hope I have enough memory in that thing." He then took a sip and blinked... just like he remembered it. Replicators had a hard time recreating the taste sometimes.

Captain Smith began to lap up the water with gusto.

Hamlet blinked and only shook his head, only to have two sqwauking birds yell out in anger at him. He stops, and they return to seeing who got his hat as a perch, a daily ritual almost.

Cook turned around and blinked. "Uh... do... Pokemon?" He was finding the word a little funny to say. "Fight like that all the time?"

[Ukesagi-tan]

Not all the time... *Grabs a cup and throws it at the birds* Shut up. *Grabs another cup and starts cleaning it with a rag* I feel like I should be on Cheers now... Anyway! Is there anything you two have in common? Air hockey? *Snaps and an airhockey table appears* Tennis? *Snaps and a tennis court appears* I got it! *Grabs onto the air and rips open reality* Be back in a moment! *Jumps into the hole* *Begins walking down as if there were a spiral staircase* Where is it, where is it... Ah! *Bounces back out with pies* PIE EATING CONTEST! Who doesn't like pie! *Sets pies down and closes the rip*

[Ninetales]

Cook looked at the antique games that were appearing around him he looked at the bar tender. "Are you in any way related to the Q?" He had fear in his eyes and he didn't seem to be liking this place now.

Hamlet had walked up to stand behind him. "What's a Q?" This caused Cook to jump a little and spin around to look at the kid.

"Nothing that I can talk about... prime diretive and all that... even..." he just shook his head. "Do you like pie kid?"

"I am not a kid... I am Matthew Hamlet and I am 17 years old and currently trying to become the Champion of the Delmara Region."

Cook looked at the raving teen. All he had heard were a bunch of buzz words that made no sense to him... but the second part did.

"A little... so, you want to see who can eat the most?" A glint in his eye showed he was sometimes a competitive person.

Cook laughed. "I should warn you... I could out eat any human around my dorm." They then sat down at the counter and got ready for the contest.

[Ukesagi-tan]

The rules are simple. No poisons, no attempts at grossing out your opponent, no distracting, no forking. Ready... *Sets the pies down* BEGIN!

[Ninetales]

They both took up forks and knives and eyed the pies before them, they then plunged both utensils into the pie... and they began to eat them slowly, chewing every bit and making sure that they would not over eat in the beginning. They both seemed to have a battle plan... and what was scary was that they both were taking the slow and steady approach.

((IF those two really did get into a pie eating contest, that would really happen, personalities are scary at times, that they came be so different, yet so much the same.))

[Ukesagi-tan]

*Looks down at the newly-poofed-in pet on the counter* Weirdos... *Picks up pet and places him on head* I AM THE KING OF ARGONIA! *Pet poofs away* Aw... The king is sad now...

(What's fun about these is that you can be totally insane because there's no set plot.)

[Ninetales]

Both people looked up at the humaniod rabbit. One looked confused and slightly unnerved, the other looked like he was given a new piece of information, however they both looked at each other and went back to eating their pies.

[Ukesagi-tan]

Wow... They've cleared like... Ten pies now. Where do they put it all?

[Ninetales]

They both looked at him, but continued eating.

Dark Wing smiled and from the right shoulder of Matthew Hamlet cawed. <He has a hollow leg... two of them.>

Matthew choked on his mouthful of pie, but he covered it up by making realistic coughing noises.

Commander Cook only shook his head and shrugged... of course, it could be that he was eating a little more then usual was he felt like he had not eaten for a day.

[Ukesagi-tan]

I see... I see... What's it like being a Murkrow?