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Post by MorriganFearn on May 9, 2007 22:16:14 GMT -5
This was a poem that I found. Dedicated to the Comic Remy. It's a hoot. I wish I could give credit to the real writer, but I just copied and pasted the poem, not the author when I first read it.
Le Coquin Malchanceux (The Unlucky Rogue)
There once was a mutant, a thief and a cad, Who took what he wanted and hid what he had, Who gave up his solo career on a whim (Though working with others was never for him.)
This light-fingered Cajun, born Remy LeBeau, Took pleasure in seeing how far he could go With beautiful types of the opposite sex... Until he crossed wills with the ladies marked "X."
A child he guarded was Storm in disguise, And when she returned to her goddessly size He showed her a way to reward his good turns-- And spent a week nursing electrical burns.
He then turned his charms on the local T.K., A redheaded psychic who seemed easy prey. He cornered her down in the hangar, first try... Jean tested her theory that Cajuns can fly.
He picked a new target when back on the ground, And Psylocke, at first, seemed to like him around. But when he got grabby, she proved to him -- twice -- The knees of a ninja are swift and precise.
Though known to pursue every skirt he can see, He certainly wouldn't molest Jubilee. If ever he wavers, he's sobered up quick By the gentle reminder of: "Watch it, bub--" =SNIKT!=
A Rogue for a rogue may this Gambit disarm With a will like his own and a sly Southern charm. She's "yes" and she's "no" and she's truly a test: His luck with THIS lady is "touchy" at best...!
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Post by Lee on May 10, 2007 16:47:18 GMT -5
Ahahaha. It took me a couple of times reading it to figure it out, but awesome. XD
...Oi, I need to restart my fanfic thing...-sighs- Lucky me, it got erased when my mom redid the computer.
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Post by Persian on May 11, 2007 15:44:16 GMT -5
Haaaaaaah!
That's so funny! I giggled at the electrical burns bit... >) Poor, poor Gambit. What was confusing about it, Lee?
And which fanfic got deleted?
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Post by Lee on May 12, 2007 15:38:49 GMT -5
I'm just slow. -blinks- It takes me a moment to get things.
And I've got the first chapter up here, but I was working on the next one, and it got deleted. so I have to start the second chapter again.
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